Friday, June 12, 2009

girls are mean, boys are stupid.

it is possible that since i never knew whether to spell gray or grey, it's never been the color for me. see i even get confused with color and colour having read in both the commonwealth syllabus as well as the american.

i prefer anything to be in black and or white. minus the fine print subtract the disclaimers. who says i love you only to add 'as long as it applies'. no one. but everyone knows its there.

ii think i would be very interested to meet such a grey/gray person, if only for the novelty of it, and a chance to make scientific (qualitative) observations concerning a species i don't belong to. i would gaze at it in puzzlement and wonder why something as simple as a circle could appear like ovals or undulating eclipses to them. how do you equate an this eclipse in a love triangle? would an oval merit one the excuse to wrong another? with this experiment and test subject i would have questions like these answered. it oes without saying that scruples and plain kindness would not be taken into consideration during said experiment.

is there a formula from moving from one person to another so gracefully no one sees the other once significant half trip on the ice from your cold last words o grey/gray being?

i've tried everything i can think of to cure myself of this fit of confused uncetainty, except for deciding all my indecisions. slay demons or save damsels?

i apologize for the blandness of this note. i am after all, coughing up a chainsaw, and running to hurl my brains out every 45minutes. i am also, if that wasn't obvious already..extremely bored and bedridden.